Abhishek Bachchan has planned his funeral! Well, that's the statement that we are not making...but the latest edition of GQ has it! And it's got Abhishek 'Smooth Operator' Bachchan doing the honours of being on the cover of September!

Abhi goes on to declare, "I am paranoid. I have major issues. I can't walk into a restaurant or a hotel. I just can't do it, and it takes an unbelievable amount of courage for me to do it." Abhi continues, "If I am alone in a hotel and I have to order dinner, I will not. I am not kidding. Aishwarya calls... She will actually order my dinner!"

The actor claims to be very a very shy person. "I'm very shy. I grew up in a boarding school where there were 300 students in total. So everybody was very closely knit. I spent nine years there, so, you know, even if you had a girlfriend, she was in your class or whatever. You interacted on an everyday basis, so there wasn't really an opportunity to go out and do the whole dating thing. I never ever did that, and I was way too shy to go speak to a girl."

According to Abhishek, "Don't ever give women an opportunity to ask you how they're looking. Be it your sister, your mother, your girlfriend, your wife, whatever. Don't let it come to the point where they're asking, 'How am I looking in this?' That's a trick question. Because if you're honest, then it's 'Oh! So you don't like me in this? Am I looking too fat? Is my make-up...?' There is no right answer... The idea is to tell them how they're looking before they can ask you their question. That's the trick, guys. And I will only say this to a men's magazine!!"

All of this and more, in the latest edition of GQ!